關於 masturbate ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

左：Bu在學的人，被禁止打飛機。
右：Bu畢業的人，鼓勵你Masturbate。

兩者存在微妙嘅關係。
Ok，支力會 x Tenga嘅活動開始：

https://www.sampsonstore.com/neovision/condom/info/kol/ningbbbbb.is?locale=jajp

Funny “MANGLISH” Song by Namewee 黃明志【You Know Who Is My Father?】

【You Know Who Is My Father】Youtube高清版：https://youtu.be/1FWGNXsbJ0E

【You Know Who Is My Father】Online Music Download 數位音樂下載：https://lnk.to/YouKnowWhoIsMyFather

The making of【You Know Who Is My Father】幕後花絮 Youtube高清版 :https://youtu.be/vFoisYPO-Tc

Lyric Version【You Know Who Is My Father】動態歌詞版 Youtube高清版 : https://youtu.be/80-BS_kPA54

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I’m sibeh damn rich I’m very very rich
我西北有錢 我真的很有錢

I can buy anything when Limpeh happy
只要林北開心 想買什麼都可以

I’m sibeh damn rich I’m no horse running rich
我西北有錢 沒有人可以跟我比

我SMLJ統統沒有 除了Money
I got nothing at all except money

You know who is my father?
你知道我爸爸是誰嗎?

You know who is your father?
你知道你爸爸是誰嗎?

I live in a Bungalow in Damansara
我住在白沙羅的別墅裡

Swimming pool like Olympic
泳池就跟奧運會一樣

My father got 3 Datukships
我爸爸受封三次拿督

Next week become Dato Sri
下個禮拜受封拿督斯里

Every month must do Charity
每個月一定要捐錢給慈善

Then posted on Sinchew Daily
然後登在新粥日報

We hang out with many YBs
每天跟大官員一起聚會

You touch me then you will mati
你敢動我你就死定

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

I saw your comment on Facebook talk bad about me
我看到你在臉書講我壞話

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

If you come Bangsar or go Puchong carefully
你去萬沙或蒲種的時候最好小心

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

I will Piak your face Piak until you say Soli
我會啪你的臉啪到你講對不起

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

You believe ar?
你信不信?

I make one phone call one Lori
我一通電話可以叫一羅里

You know who is my father ar?
你知道我爸爸是誰嗎?

Go ask your elder brother lah
回去問你哥哥啦!

You know who is my father ar?
你知道我爸爸是誰嗎?

Go and check Wikipedia
自己去查維基百科

You know who is my father ar?
你知道我爸爸是誰嗎?

Ask your mother ask your neighbour
回去問你媽媽問你鄰居

You know who is my father
你知道我爸爸是誰嗎?

And my great grandfather’s uncle ar?
還有我曾祖父的叔叔是誰?

Send me Location lah
給我你的位置啦!

I drive my Ferrari
我開著我的法拉利

My girlfriends from IG
女友統統來自IG

I buy them Silicon Filler Nenepok surgery
她們的矽膠玻尿酸和隆乳手術都是我付錢的

Bodaiji buy Gucci
沒事就買古馳

Sleeping wear SuperMe
穿SuperMe當睡衣

Everyday online game Me88 win some SGD
每天上網玩Me88贏一點新幣

Win liao lor!
贏了囉!

I never eat food court because too Palia
我從來不到小販中心 因為太低級

Pasar malam got Mickey Mouse
夜市裡有太多米奇

K.F.C. McDonald too cheap liao
肯德基麥當勞太便宜

I buy ala carte
所以我單點

每天跟Bill Gates Meeting
I meet Bill Gates everyday

找Jack Ma一起做生意
And I do business with Jack Ma

妳要我給妳做Puan Sri
If you want, then you can be my Puan Sri

駕Tesla 送妳去火星
I’ll send you to Mars by my Tesla

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

Don’t simply comment on Twitter talk bad about me
不要在推特上亂講我壞話

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

If you come Johor or go Penang carefully
你去柔佛和檳城的時候最好小心

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

I hoot your bird bird ar you better don’t Lansi
我打爆你的鳥 最好不要爛屎

Stare what stare ar?
看什麼看?

You believe ar?
你信不信?

I make one phone call one ferry
我一通電話可以叫一輪船來

你看你啦 嘖嘖嘖
Look at yourself

還在駕Axia 嘖嘖嘖
Still driving Axia

還打Ron95 還在Share Condo
Still using Ron95 and sharing condo

還在吃Mamak 嘖嘖嘖
Still eating at Mamak Stall

你看你啦 嘖嘖嘖
Look at yourself

整天OnlyFans嫑假假
Always use OnlyFans, stop pretending

整天追Blackpink 只會DFK
Always look at Blackpink and masturbate

and how you like that that that that that?
為什麼你要這樣?

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[ WARNING ]
This is a long message.

A few days ago, I received a message. When I opened it, it was someone sending a picture of their dick. What do you think about it?

At that time I felt really disgusting.
That is harassment, right?

Is it because I often post sexy pictures that some people think I'm inviting them? And then they think I want a man's dick?

Hey, I have no need to see such things.

I know, some people watch sexy pictures of girls just to masturbate, not because they admire beauty. It's up to everyone's privacy, I don't judge anyone. But as it is called privacy, does that mean you should not show it to others, right?

Someone sent me your dick picture, forcing me to watch it, it made me really vomit.

I cannot publish disgusting things that come up here are, because it too dirty and it will makes everyone vomiting.
( I will leave his profile in comment, but I think that account is fake.)

Of couse I already banned him, so he cannot see this post. And I think, If he did such sick things, cursing words wouldn't affect him either. Maybe more cursing will makes him even more excited. So I shouldn't waste time on someone like him.

I just want everyone to know the horrible things that just happened to me. And I don't expect this to happen again.

Thank you everyone for watching these words.

Is Sylvia Singapore's No.1 Sex Toy Guru? When did Nina and Sylvia get their first sex toys? This week, the Thirsty Sisters hope to reduce the stigma on sex toys by sharing their personal experiences and how they can be a fun addition to your self-love kit. Tune in to find out! [?Expand Me?]

01:16 Topic of the day
02:48 Nina and Sylvia’s first sex toy experience
03:40 Who took Nina's first vibrator virginity
07:12 Our girlfriends reaction when we got them sex toys as gifts?
08:49 Sylvia got her first sex toy at 18?
17:30 The lipstick toy that saved Nina's friends marriage?
21:52 Have we faked an orgasm before
24:49 I can't have an orgasm...is there something wrong with me?
27:07 If sex toys give us pleasure, do we still need men?
29:18 How to introduce sex toys to your partner?
33:29 A discreet, touchless sex toy for women?
37:40 Female sexuality and self-pleasure!

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General resources:
Types of female orgasms -
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/types-of-orgasms
14 facts about female orgasms -
https://www.womansday.com/relationships/sex-tips/a5144/10-surprising-facts-about-orgasms-111985/
Benefits of masturbation -
https://www.self.com/story/13-reasons-every-woman-should-masturbate-besides-the-obvious
How Female Orgasms feel like -
https://www.bustle.com/wellness/what-does-orgasm-feel-for-woman
https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/how-to-know-if-you-orgasm

More info on arousal (for you nerds out there)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5087699/

*Disclaimers*:
The legal age for sex in Singapore is 18. While being comfortable with your bodies is a must, please stay safe too by using protection ?
https://singaporelegaladvice.com/law-articles/legal-age-for-sex-in-singapore/

Our views in this podcast include only our own experiences as heterosexual women in Singapore, we respect everyone’s views regardless of genders, gender identities and sexual orientations.

Follow The Thirsty Sisters on Spotify and Instagram!
https://www.instagram.com/thethirstysisterstts
https://open.spotify.com/show/5yx8txjfb7dMkosumEv6lQ?si=5Ew1dv6wRlCayZ0TQfo-Ug

Featuring:
Sylvia - https://www.instagram.com/sylsylnoc
Nina - https://www.instagram.com/ninatsf

Brand Collaborations/Features:
thirstysisters@noc.com.sg

The Thirsty Sisters TTS TEAM
Co-Founders: Sylvia Chan | Nina Tan
Head of Production: Virus Tan
Crew/Editors: Jeraidine Kwong | Isaac Lim
Motion Graphics Designers: Kher Chyn | Vanessa Riadi
Sound Engineers: Nah Yu En | Mabel Leong
Digital Strategist: Freda Peh

LICKONE - Woah! [Official Audio] Out now, link on ma bio
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LICKONE 釋出mixtape裡面第四首歌
WOAH！ 在說明2020有多麼法大，只能給今年一個驚嘆號 點擊主頁連結即可直接收聽🔥
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LICKONE’s mixtape coming soon

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出品 Presented by ｜ Rooftopmob
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Artist ｜ LICKONE
Composer & Lyricist ｜ LICKONE
Cover Art | LICKONE
Producer ｜ Zac Rao
Recording ｜ZacRaoMixing ｜ Zac Rao
Recording Studio：金剛門大樹林工作室
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#rooftopmob #rtm #lickone #asiahiphop
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Lyrics 歌詞：

Intro:
oh shit, not again.

Hook:
I just want to go back home
don’t want to feel alone
Used to act like I’m a pro
man, I realized I’m still low
I just wanna have some fun
don’t wanna just to be done
I don’t want to lock inside
Oh shit this game just begun

Verse1:
oh lately I’ve been thinking muchy lota tactics
I keep wonder how to defeat my reality
So I try it makes it so hard
and she makes me like a popeye
Ain’t nobody help me
pressure makes me kinda tongue tie
like woah
Oh baby tell me how you stay awake
wait, you come closer to my ear tell me
better don’t be fake
tell me what you wanna know
you already know outbreak cannot be control
( Is it TRUE ? I told you so! )
I got blue pills on tryna deny my soul
outside kinda crazy like the zombies never have a soul
If you come inside there’s no anymore payroll
twenty twenty keep us hustle in a fucking loophole

Verse2
I driving too fast, cheat task, lamborghini skrt (skrt)
keep my secret, behind, none of this will work (bruh)
Senpai Itai, beh pai , masturbate yes sir (squirt)
teasing fucking making love then Im gonna make you like a lurk
I’m counting 321 I blow the whistle you can run
Feel the missile on your back I thought that could be so fun
I’m so done with the current job it sucks so much
Show me a better way I bet you still didn't get the Pass

Hook:

I just want to go back home
don’t want to feel alone
Used to act like I’m a pro
man, I realized I’m still low
I just wanna have some fun
don’t wanna just be done
I don’t want to lock inside
Oh shit this game just begun

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Official site 官方帳號
Email : rooftopmob2018@gmail.com
Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/rooftopmobofficial
Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/rooftopmob_official/?hl=en
Soundcloud : https://soundcloud.com/rooftopmob
StreetVoice : https://streetvoice.com/Rooftopmob/
LICKONE
Instagram：https://www.instagram.com/rooftopmob_lickone/?hl=en
Soundcloud : https://soundcloud.com/jinglickers
StreetVoice 街聲：https://streetvoice.com/Lick/

這集開始之前分享了一點節目初衷，近日在大學校園發生的性別霸凌事件，看了很痛心。
沒有要搞的嚴肅啦，只是很希望世界上可以再少一點霸凌，多一些尊重，希望所有的性別、所有的性傾向，都能夠得到真正的自由、真正的性解放。

上一集聊了自慰的歷史、好處，這集就要來分享一點撇步，但我們都非專家學者，所以乾脆以自身出發，對，就是一個自慰新手來著，一起來聊聊，如何突破心防，給自己一場舒服的 ME TIME 時光呢？

btw 希望大家都喜歡新的 jingle ~~~ 最後謝謝沃克陪伴我走過節目初期，從企劃到現在也超過半年了！你是最棒的 co-host ，我會努力把節目撐住的！

點擊文章搭配收聽 http://bit.ly/2ObfGQ2
00:45 超突然說明做節目的想法
06:20 沃克上一次自慰是什麼情境
08:10 新手自慰文章分享
11:20 沃克自慰的細節ＸＤ
14:00 YouTube 上男性自慰方式分享
19:15 YouTube 上女性自慰方式分享
25:00 性學博士 Dr.Lindsey Doe 影片分享 - 33 Masturbation tips
37:50 自慰如何結束
39:15 跟沃克說再見 😭 還有感人的感言
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