關於 get out of my face意思 ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

【もう、人として生きていくことはできない】

昨日、スタートしたクラウドファンディング「西野亮廣×鴨頭嘉人コラボ講演 ~夢とエンタメで世界を変えていこう~」が、プロジェクト立ち上げから７時間４４分で、目標金額の２０００万円を突破しました。
たくさんのご支援、本当にありがとうございます。

【西野亮廣×鴨頭嘉人】
https://silkhat.yoshimoto.co.jp/projects/2037

知らない方の為に、このプロジェクトの概要をあらためて御説明させていただきます。

こちらは、YouTube講演家の鴨頭嘉人さんとチーム鴨頭の皆さんが仕掛けてくださった、言わば「西野亮廣応援企画」でして……僕と鴨頭さんのコラボ講演を、なんと3週間後に東京国際フォーラムでおこなうのですが、なんとなんと、その収益を全額、映画『えんとつ町のプペル』のチケットの購入代金にあてて、そのチケットを子供達にプレゼントしてくださるというのです。
もう、とんでもない規模の支援なんです。



昨日は丸一日、映画のアフレコ収録がありまして、その合間合間でスマホをチラチラと見ながら、今回のクラファンの動きを追わせていただいたのですが……Twitterのタイムラインを見ると、チーム鴨頭の皆さんが一丸となって、「行け〜！」といった感じで、応援してくださっているんです。

もう一度言いますが、これは自分達の為にやっているわけではなくて、動機は「今回は西野亮廣を勝たせる」の一点なんです。


本当はお一人お一人に会いに行って、キチンを御礼しなきゃいけないところなのですが、映画制作が佳境に入っていて、今はどうしても現場を離れられなくて……なので心の中で「ありがとうございます」と言って、スマホを閉じ、また映画制作に戻りました。

今、チーム鴨頭の皆さんをはじめ、本当にたくさんの人が映画『えんとつ町のプペル』を、そして『西野亮廣』を応援してくださっています。


一度、『♯えんとつ町のプペル』でエゴサーチしてみてください。今、応援の輪が本当に、すごいことになっているので。



昨日もお話ししたのですが、今年は皆大変です。
１００年に一度のウイルスに襲われて、僕らは今日も溺れそうになりながら、その乗り越え方を探している。
皆、不安で不安で仕方ないと思うんです。
自分のことでやらなくちゃいけないことがまだまだある。

そんな中、僕の挑戦にその大切な時間を分けてくれて、「西野、頑張れ〜」と言ってくださっている。


本当に本当にありがたいし、罪深いなぁと思っています。


よく、映画制作の現場で、監督が怒鳴り散らしてたりするじゃないですか？
…というか、監督って、なんか怒ってますよね？　
前にある椅子を蹴ってるイメージありません（笑）？


僕、身体がナヨナヨしているので、怒鳴ったり、モノに当たったりしても似合わないから、ああいう表現はしないのですが、
あの「怒り」は、すごくよく分かります。

これは、映画に限らず、リーダーと呼ばれる人や、経営者もそうだと思います。

「怒鳴りちらすのは人としてどうなんだ？」という真っ当なご意見もありますが(超わかるよ！)、しかし一方で、リーダーは、この背景、このセリフ、この音楽、このワンシーンを存在させる為に、どれだけの人が動いてくださったか、そして、動いてくださった方々の顔かを常に想像しています。
その人達が、どれだけのものを犠牲にしてくれたかを知っているんです。

僕はありがたいことに「一緒に働きたい」という声をよくいただいて、それこそサロン内で学生インターンを募集すると、毎回、一瞬で数百人の応募がくるんです。

でも、彼らに、よく言うんです。

「その程度の覚悟なら、僕に近寄って来ないでくれ。そのペースで走りたいのであれば、僕の隣なんかよりも、もっともっと居心地の良い場所がある」

僕はあなたの首根っこを掴まえて、「僕の隣で働け」とは絶対に言わないんですね。
「他所でやります」と言われても、一切引きとめない。どうぞどうぞ。

ただ、あなたの意思で、「西野の隣で働く」というのであれば、覚悟は決めて欲しい。

１０００時間かけようが、それがツマラナイものであれば、僕は１秒でゴミ箱に捨てます。
恨むのなら、好きなだけ恨んでもらって構いません。
ただし、恨む相手を間違っちゃいけない。

ここは「これだけ頑張ったのに」が通用する世界じゃない。
一番悪いのは、１０００時間かけているのにツマラナイものしか作れない自分です。
「恨むなら、自分の弱さを恨め」といったところです。


時々、僕は、見る人が見れば「血も涙もないような判断」をする場合があります。

それこそ、「これ、デモなんですけど」といってあげてきてくださった時に、それが、たとえ完成度でいうと１０%程度であろうが、そこには、その人が今回の仕事にかけている想い・姿勢が全部出るじゃないですか。

そこで、流れ作業のようなものを出してこられる方とは、もっというと血の匂いがしない方とは、僕、二度と仕事をしないんです。
もう二度と会わない。

理由は、その人が可愛そうだから。
ここは、そんな人が生きられる世界じゃない。

そして、何より、この背景、このセリフ、この音楽、このワンシーンを存在させる為に、どれだけの人が動いて、どれだけのお金が動いて、どれだけ人が、ここに立ちたくても立てなかったを知っているからです。

応援されればされるほど、現場では人としていられなくなって、鬼みたいになっちゃうんですけど、でも、ここは、そういう世界なので、それでいいと思っています。


この話を聞いて、「上等じゃねぇか」という方がいらっしゃいましたら、株式会社NISHINOのインターンを受けるか、もしくは、ウチの若手社員やインターン生から話を聞いて見てください。

本気でエンタメをやる気があるのであれば、この上ない環境であることは間違いないです。

ただ、「同い年で、せめて日本一ぐらいはとっとけよ。みっともねぇな」という領域での打ち合いになるので、参加されるのであれば、それぐらいの感じでお願いします。

なんじゃかんじゃで、すっかり徹夜になっちゃったのですが、今日はスタートが早くて、これからもうアフレコ収録です。

頑張ってきます。
あなたも頑張って。
　
　
　

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https://nishino73.thebase.in/items/25497065
[I can't live as a person anymore]

Yesterday, the crowdfunding that started ′′ Ryo Nishino x tsuji head collaboration lecture ~ Let's change the world with dreams and enta ~" but it's been 7 hours and 44 minutes since the project launched, and it's a goal I've breached 2000 yen of the amount.
Thank you so much for all your support.

[ryo nishino x]]
https://silkhat.yoshimoto.co.jp/projects/2037

For those who don't know, I will explain the summary of this project again.

This is the ′′ Nishino Ryo Nishino cheering project ′′ that was planted by the youtube speaker, Mr. Tsuji Chia-San and the team-head...... I'm going to have a collaboration lecture between me and Mr. Tsuji-San, what a 3 In a week, I'm going to go to the Tokyo International Forum, but I'm going to have a good time with the full price of the revenue, and I'm going to have a good time with the purchase of the ticket for the movie ′′ a town ′′ and I'm going to give it to the kids I'm sorry.
It's already a hell of a scale support.



Yesterday was a whole day, and there was a recording of the movie, and I was able to chase the movement of the fan this time while watching the smartphone glimmer in the middle of the day...... when I see the twitter timeline, I feel like I'm going to go to the middle of the day, and I'm going to go to the middle of the day, and I'm rooting for you.

I'll say it again, but this is not for us, but the motive is ′′ this time I'm going to win ryo nishino ′′


I really have to go to see each and every one of you, and I have to thank you for your support, but the movie production is in the the, and now I can't leave the site...... so I'm in my heart So I said ′′ thank you ′′ and closed my smartphone and went back to film production again.

Now, a lot of people are supporting the movie ′′ a town ′′ and ′′ Ryo Nishino ′′ from the team of the team.


Once," try to search ego in ♯ a town," Now the circle of cheering is really going to be amazing.



I talked about it yesterday too, but this year everyone is hard.
Being attacked by a virus once a year, we are going to drown again today, and we are looking for a way to get over it.
I don't think everyone is anxious and anxious.
There are still things I need to do with myself.

In such a way, I'm saying, ′′ go nishino ~" for sharing that precious time in my challenge.


I really really want to be, I think it's sinful.


Isn't the director ranting at the site of the movie production?
... I mean, the director is angry, right?
I don't have an image of kicking a chair in front of me lol?


I don't have an expression because my body is na, so I don't have a good expression because it doesn't suit me if i yell or hit things.
That ′′ anger ′′ is very well understood.

I think this is not limited to movies, people called leaders, and managers.

There is also a fair opinion that ′′ how about ranting as a person?" (I know it! ), but on the other hand, the leader is this background, this line, this music, how many people have moved to exist this scene, and the face of those who have moved. Always I imagine.
I know how many things they have sacrificed.

I'm thankful for the voice of ′′ I want to work with you ′′ and it's a student intern in the salon, and every time I get a few hundred submissions in a moment.

But I often say to them.

′′ don't come near me if you're ready for that extent. If you want to run at that pace, there's a more cozy place than next to me ′′

I'll catch your neck and never say ′′ work next to me,"
Even if you say ′′ I'll do it somewhere else I can't pull it off. Here you go.

I just want you to be prepared if you are ′′ working next to nishino," in your will.

1000 hours, but if it's a dwee, I'll throw it in the trash in 1 seconds.
If you hate it, you can grudge as much as you want.
However, don't wrong the opponent you hate.

This is not the world where ′′ I did my best ′′ is going to pass.
The worst thing is that I can only make a dwee even though it's been 1000 hours.
′′ if you hate it, grudge your weakness


Sometimes I see someone who sees it, ′′ judgement that there is no blood or tears ′′

That's what it's like to say, ′′ this is a demo," it's about 10 % of the completion, but there's the person who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who Isn't it all about your thoughts?

So, I don't work again if I don't smell the blood more than the people who can put out something like the flow work.
I'll never see you again.

The reason is because the person looks cute.
This is not a world where people like that can live.

And above all, this background, this line, this music, to exist this scene, how many people move, how much money moves, and how many people want to stand here. Stand up Because I know I didn't.

The more you cheer up, the more you can't be a person on the site, the more you're like a demon, but this is a world like that, so i think it's good.


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If you are seriously motivated by entertainment, there is no doubt that it is an environment that can't be done.

It's just," it's the same age, at least it's about Japan. It's going to be a dǎchi héi in the area of ′′ I don't know what to do, so if you're going to participate, please feel like it.

Well, it's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time, but today is the start of the day, and now I'm already recording the recording.

I'll do my best.
Good luck to you too.
　
　
　

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伊瓜蘇在南美瓜拉尼語有「大水」的意思。總闊2.7公里，高82公尺的伊瓜蘇瀑布是世界三大瀑布之一。

在《春光乍洩》裡，瀑布群象徴梁朝偉的旅程終結….但往何處去？

接受愛人的離開？接受自己從來只是孑然一身？

這像我們現今面對疫情經常遇到的事。

面對不可抗力如大自然、病毒以至意外，人類如此微不足道。一切皆非我們而起，卻又無從控制。

我的工作不是要分析這幕戲，而是要拍攝它。

最初的概念是要從正上方拍攝瀑布。我們不是拍明信片照，要捕捉的是瀑布抽象的美，展現的某種活力。

當時唯一能做的，就是借直升機拍攝。可是，找來的都不是專門用來拍攝的直升機。面積很小，最多只能容納機師、我與攝影機和助手。

我們決定在直升機邊緣安裝一個架來安置攝影機，再綁上彈簧索，確保它拍攝時不會因懸吊機外而掉下去。

我坐在直升機地板上，雙腿懸吊在架外，唯一確保我安全就是腰間纏着的一條繩，它由助手牽着。

伊瓜蘇瀑布的流量是每秒1,75立方公尺，形成了巨大的拉力， 使我們要再飛高1千米才能拍攝到這瀑布，避免被大水吸進去。

我要拍一個抽象又超凡脫俗的瀑布，然而瀑布群本來又是旅遊點，周圍都是酒店、觀光船和觀景橋。

我們在上空盤旋…我不斷拍攝，但鏡頭總避不開那些酒店，因為我們還未能從瀑布正上方拍下去。

接著我想到一個方法，我向機師提議把直升機機身傾斜向瀑布中心。機師說他試著做。

他把直升機身傾側一方，我也意識自己縱身下去，上半身整個人已懸吊機外。跟死神距離不過是千米之隔，結果全繫於一條繩和一條彈簧索….. 我本有畏高…..或許瀑布群讓我有了「頓悟」…..明白到自己為何堅持拍電影，為何我們還要關心。

於是……我成就了攝影生涯一個最難忘的電影鏡頭：為《春光乍洩》揭開序幕，營造了它的調子。

Iguazu means "big water" the indigenous Guarini language. And being 2.7 kilometres wide, and dropping 82 metres on average these falls are the biggest in the world.

In "Happy Together" they represent the end of Tony’s Journey to …. to what ?

Acceptance of loss of his lover ? We are all alone in ourselves ?

This something Covid 19 is making us all face up to day to day .

How insignificant we are compared to the infinite force that is Nature,
and a virus or accidents that are not our fault and yet not under our control?

It is not my role to analyse the meaning of the scene . I was my job to film it.

The idea was to film the falls from above. Not as a picture postcard, but more like some abstraction of beauty, some kind of celebration of energy.

The only way to do that was by helicopter. The only helicopter available was not equiped for filming. And it was very small. In fact so small that it could carry only the pilot, myself and the camera and my assistant.

We plan to rig a frame around the helicopter and "secure" the camera with bungee cords so it hang suspended outside the helicopter .

I sit on the floor, but my legs have to rest on the frame OUTSIDE. The only thing holding me in is my assistant holding a rope around my waist .

The water flows at 1.756 metres per second over the falls, which creates such a down-pull that we have to fly a kilometre above the falls to avoid being sucked in to them .

The idea is to have an image that is abstract, other-worldly. Problem is that the Falls are also a tourist destination so Hotels and tour boats and bridges all press right up to their edge.

We circle above … I shoot. I can’t keep the hotels and such out of frame . We are not looking directly down enough . What to do ?

I have a bright idea : let’s tilt the helicopter on its side and just hover right over the falls I suggest . The pilot says he’ll try.

He tilts the helicopter . And then I realise I am face down half way outside this machine a kilometer away from death only held back by a rope and a bungees cord … and then in spite of my fear or heights …. Or maybe because of them I have a kind of “ epiphany “ … I realise why I am doing this, that’s we make films, why we care .

And so….we get one of the most memorable shots I have ever made : the one that opens and sets the mood for Happy Together.

Video 影片來源：《春光乍洩》“Happy Together”（1997）
Music音樂來源：Caetano Veloso “Cucurrucucu Paloma”

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上個月我拍一集說 Last month I film this video 我錯了！ I was wrong! 恐慌不好,沒有錯 Panic is not good, true 但是 but 防疫不夠更糟糕！ Not enough prevention is worst! 糟糕到引發 Worst till the point to lead us to 西班牙末日！ The end of Spain! 世界末日 The end of the world 你準備好嗎 Are you ready? 還好，我已經有口罩 Okay, I already have masks 感謝我的朋友 Thanks to my friends 因為你們本來把口罩搶走 Because you took all masks away 搶光光 All of them  COW杯 cow-bei 看來 It seems 疫情很嚴重 The epidemic is serious 靠腰，陰屍路到了 It's "the walking dead " 在這部影片 In this video  我沒有辦法說這句話 I can not say this 因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔 Because YouTube won't make me money 謝謝YouTube  Thanks to YouTube  COW杯 Cowbei 這次我要拍 This video  像一些人的 Like some guy's 比較短的影片 It's short 重點是 The point is 西班牙 Spain 我以前的國家 My previous country 輸給臺灣 Lose to taiwan 西班牙輸了 Spain lost 臺灣 Taiwan 幹得好 Well done  對，沒錯 Yes yes 親愛的朋友 My dear friends  西班牙很糟糕 Spain is bad 臺灣做得非常好 Taiwan is doing very well 我口乾有一點渴 My mouth is a little thirsty 爽 Cool 這個故事告訴我們什麼？ What did this story say? 在這樣 In  世界末日 The end of the world  的情況下 In this situation 恐慌 Panic 有幫助 Works 不要誤會啦 Don't get me wrong 我覺得恐慌是不好的 I think panic is bad 但是在這種情況下 But in this situation  如果你要選 If you need to choose 過度 Over  或是不足 Or insufficient 過度比較好 Over is better 什麼意思？ What dose that mean? 臺灣從一開始 Taiwan from the beginning 好熱 So hot 臺灣人就恐慌了 Taiwanese panic 搶口罩 Grab mask 引發我買不到 So me can't buy any 咳咳 (Coughing) 不是不是 No, no 是我暗示你們很cow杯 I hint you guys are very cow-bei 從一開始 At the first time  臺灣人一直在噴酒精 Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol 但是西班牙人 But the spanish 已經有很多人得病 Already many people got sick 還會去參加很多人的活動 And go to lot of people's events 引發連政治人物 Even politicians 都生病了 Are sick  都得了 They got it 不過西班牙人跟臺灣人 But the Spaniards and Taiwanese 有兩件事做得一模一樣 Two things are done exactly the same 一，政治人物用這個 First, politicians use this 來攻擊彼此 To attack each other 來互罵 Come scolding each other 都是蔡英文的假新聞 It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen 這個是國民黨扯後腿 This is the KMT pulling hind legs 對，西班牙更嚴重 Yes, Spain is worse  真的很cow杯 It's really bad 第二件事 Second 是在這個情況之下 Is in this situation 大家 People  愛 Love 搶衛生紙 Grabbing toilet paper 在臺灣 in Taiwan 民眾狂搶衛生紙 People fight for toilet paper 因為謠言指出 Because rumors point out 衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同 Toilet paper is the same as medical mask 可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格 May affect tissue production and prices 歐伊系 Yummy 這個算是美食節目嗎？ Is this a food show? 趕快按讚啦 Hurry up and like 百萬YouTuber YouTuber with more than one Million subs 為什麼 why 大家 everyone 愛搶衛生紙？ Love fight for toilet paper? 有人可以幫我解釋嗎？ Can someone explain it for me? 沒有你、沒有你、沒有你 Without you, without you, without you 不能沒有你 Can't live without you 寶貝、寶貝！ Baby Baby! 這樣 is because 比較安全嗎？ Is it safer? 要不要這樣出門？ Should I to go out like this? 也不錯 Not bad 我要告訴你們一個秘密 I want to tell you a secret 今年的新希望 My new goal for this year was 是申請臺灣國籍 Apply for Taiwan nacionality 本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事 I wanted to go back to Spain to do this 現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去 Now i don't know when i can go back 但是有一件事 But one thing 很清楚 is very clear 無論如何 no matter how 我一定 I must 要變成臺灣人 To become Taiwanese 小英，妳聽到嗎？ Little Tsai, do you hear me? 拜託妳 Please 沒問題 no problem 哦給 OK 謝啦 Thanks 因為臺灣表現得很好 Because Taiwan is doing very well 我已經在做這件T恤 I am already making this t-shirt 你們可以告訴大家 You can tell everyone 臺灣安全 Taiwan is safe 你們不是從武漢來的 You are not from Wuhan 為臺灣驕傲 Proud of taiwan 這個就是 This is 靠，我愛台灣 的意思 The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan 現在懂嗎？ Do you understand now? 不過，要繼續加油 But needs keep fighting 西班牙更加油 Spain need it even more 親愛的家人 Dear family 親愛的朋友 Dear friends 拜託 Please 保持安全 stay safe 不要出門 Don't go out 常常洗手 Wash hands often 吃健康 Eat healthy 多休息 Rest more 常常運動 Exercise often 這個是COW杯 This is Cowbei 我是黑素斯 I´m Jesus 掰 Bye 欸？靠T恤我忘記匯款 Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt 等我一下 wait for me 掰 bye 我一定 I must 要變成臺灣人 To become Taiwanese 黑素斯沒問題 Jesus, no problem

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/Song Lyrics/
我的身邊有很多的朋友
忙起來有時候很久都沒有聯絡
但是我沒有忘了你們
所以我寫了這首歌 送給你
希望你會喜歡

紅了後 我的朋友一夕之間變好多
紅了後 我的朋友說我態度變好多
兄弟和朋友不同 沒在管我紅不紅
so 紅了後 朋友和我兄弟好分辨好多

朋友約我party 為了打卡炫耀
我的兄弟打卡 為了約我出門hang out
我的朋友偷拍照片 狂發十張限時動態
我跟兄弟喝到斷片 記憶和底片全是空白

朋友說 欸 好久沒見 電話打不通怎麼都不回電
女友快要生日 是你頭號粉絲
可不可以私下 約你會面
（I don’t know about that man）
朋友這樣太沒sense 對你感情太隨便
稍微移開視線 （危險危險） 三秒鐘讓她移情別戀

我的朋友跟他朋友說 bowz是他兄弟
我的朋友跟他兄弟說 bowz他好臭屁
很不巧的你不曉得你的兄弟是我兄弟所以
不好意思朋友你又少了一個兄弟 sorry

nah 我朋友一直哄我 我朋友一直捧我
我朋友很懂social但是沒有一個懂我
我兄弟比我還要反社會
對fake ass 比較直接
都說 get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
no you don’t know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo 誰誰誰
aye aye
get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
他來求我
他來攀關係 他說
「我無法只是普通朋友
感情已那麼深 叫我怎麼能放手」
（威～ 太矯情了吧朋友？）「但你說…」

朋友跟我分享他的新歌
他只想我幫他分享沒管我有沒有聽歌
找我合作想著怎麼賣票 發稿 才好
演唱會來賓我直接放他鳥 娃

朋友不肯放過我 纏著我 裝熟說
老朋友認識都這麼久 小時候回憶好wonderful 忘了嗎
我是你國小的同學的舅舅的柴犬的寵物醫生的室友 是哦
一點印象都沒有 no 我只記得那隻狗

後來朋友說我大頭症 不知那根筋不對
兄弟知道我在打頭陣 當我後勤部隊
現在朋友會來約我 都是為了吸引妹來虧
我兄弟約我 我的兄弟 本人 就是 妹

nah 我朋友背後捅我 我朋友背後弄我
我朋友被我轟走還要跪求解除封鎖
我兄弟比我還要反社會
對fake ass 比較直接
都說 get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
no you don’t know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo 誰誰誰
aye aye
get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
他來求我
他來攀關係 他說
「我無法只是普通朋友
感情已那麼深 叫我怎麼能放手 但你說」
（威～ 齁… 這樣子我… 情何以堪啦）

直到我朋友裝成兄弟的小帳號套我話
我朋友截圖兄弟的塗鴉牆爆我卦
我兄弟朋友用我名義對外烙狠話
直到我兄弟朋友為了利益設局fuck him up
我慎選我的兄弟 但他不懂區分
直到兄弟因他朋友業障替我犧牲
再也不講道義 不值錢沒什麼好做保的
別再稱兄道弟 大家朋友一場就好了


/Song Credit/
作詞：熊信寬
作曲：熊信寬
製作人：熊信寬／rgry
編曲：rgry
取樣：陶喆〈普通朋友 Regular Friends〉（詞：娃娃 曲：陶喆）
和聲：陳思函／熊信寬
和聲編寫：陳思函
主吉他：James Kerridge
輔助節奏吉他：李權哲
混音工程師：J.Wu
OP：Sony Music Publishing (Pte) Ltd. Taiwan Branch


/MV Staff/
原作 Original ： 熊信寬 Kumachan
導演 Director ： 許藹雯 IA Wun Hsu
製片Producer：徐立桀 Marco Hsu
創意總監 Creative Director ： 徐立桀 Marco Hsu
藝術總監 Art director ： 許藹雯 IA Wun Hsu 徐立桀 Marco Hsu
美術設計 Art Design ： 戴齊 Chi Dai 莊智翔 Carton Zhuang
動畫 Animation ： 許藹雯 IA Wun Hsu 戴齊 Chi Dai
特效合成 Composting ： 卡咚動態影像 Carton Motion
標準字Logo ： 鄒昀達 YunDa Tzou

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英文 : 賓狗單字 Bingo Bilingual

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