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🌏 #國際腥聞 🅴🅿.8 尿道塞6豆噴射 糗卡彈
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#腥聞重點
一名來自密西根州的30多歲男子
為了助興往尿道口猛塞了6顆菜豆
卻不料在射精時發生「卡彈」無法順利噴射 🔫
心急之下拿鑷子自救不成，才尋求就醫
男子更坦承並非首次の塞豆初體驗
只是彈夾🍆裝這麼多顆子彈是第一次
所以說：人真的不能太貪心 … ( 喂 ~ 開玩笑 )
不過根據以往案例，豆子高機率會膨脹到無法取出
男子尿道非常幸運並無太大損傷
更在術後兩天順利出院
#腦補鳥英文
✍️Ejaculate (V.) 射精
to produce a sudden flow of semen from the penis
✍️Bladder (N.) 膀胱
A hollow organ in the lower abdomen that stores urine
👨⚕ 貼心提醒：想當人體噴射🐔
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#鳥科學先生 #泌尿科醫師顧芳瑜 #台北泌尿科 #北醫 #禾馨
#在小印度總會發現新鮮事
今天到小印度為徒步遊踩點，熟悉一下線路，看看有什麼新發現！
果然讓阿媛在一個賣宗教物品的小攤上發現到鮮豔黃色瓶裝，眼神確認不對勁，拿起來一瞧竟然是牛尿！！英文名 Cow Urine 🐂
到底牛尿是用來做什麼？
難道是感情深一口悶？？
並不是！在印度教文化中，牛尿有祈福和淨化的作用，會用在宗教儀式上。大概類似民間習俗的符水或香灰水概念。
#嗯下次給客人體驗
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喜歡這行，能不斷接觸新鮮事，讓思維跳出舒適圈 ❤️
#送你隨手拍的小印度
#看到什麼新鮮事就想與你分享～
#PleaseShare #COVID19
#武漢肺炎防疫重點英文版
According to the WHO and Chinese officials, the incubation period of the novel corona virus between disease exposure to the onset of symptoms ranges from 2 to 12 days (7 days on average).
However,based on the general view,the incubation period of COVID-19could be up to 14 days.
Based on the current literature related toCOVID-19, the clinical expression ofCOVID-19caninclude fever, weakness, respiratory symptoms (mainly dry cough) and in some cases,breathing difficulties can follow.
About 1 to 2 percent of the patients might develop severe pneumonia, adult respiratory distress syndrome (ARDS), multiple organ failure or shock, leading to death.Most of the deceased patients had concurrent chronic disease such as diabetes, liver disease, kidney disease or cardiovascular disease.
*Prevension
There is no vaccine to prevent corona virus infections. Daily preventative steps to take include avoiding affected regions, avoiding local hospitals or clinics unless necessary, avoiding eating uncooked meat or eggs,avoiding being in contact with animals and dead animals,and maintain good health habits.
Steps to practice good health habits are as follows:
Please keep your hands clean and wash your hands with soap frequently. If soap and water are not available, use an alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
However, soap and water should be used preferentially if hands are visibly dirty. You should wash your hands immediately after coughing or sneezing; after using the toilet; and if your hands touch any secretions from your respiratory tract, stool or body fluids such as urine. In addition, please refrain from touching your eyes, nose and mouth with your hands.
Pay attention to respiratory tract hygiene and cough etiquette.
a. If you have respiratory symptoms, please wear a medical-grade face mask and keep at least 1 meter away from others while talking to them.
b. If your hands touch any secretions from your respiratory tract, please wash your hands with soap and water thoroughly.
c. If you develop a cough or other respiratory symptoms, you should wear a medical face mask. When your mask is contaminated by secretions of nose or mouth, please fold it, throw it into the trash immediately, and wear a new one.
d. You should cover your mouth and nose with a tissue or handkerchief when coughing or sneezing. If you don’t have a tissue or handkerchief, cough or sneeze into your upper sleeve.
*Use of masks
a. Medical-grade face masks are mainly used for preventing the spread of disease and protect people around you. People are advised to wear medical masks when you go to see a doctor or accompany a patient; when you have symptoms of respiratory infections; and if you go out with people with weak immune systems or chronic disease. You should wash your hands frequently to protect yourself from catching illness in other situations.
b. To wear a medical mask properly, you should ensure that the water-repellent side (usually green) faces outwards. You should not remove your mask when talking, coughing or sneezing to prevent the spread of disease. You should replace your face mask if it is visibly soiled.
c. Steps to put on a medical face mask:
i. Open the package and examine if the mask is damaged.
ii. Put the elastic bands around both ears, fit the metallic strip over the nose bridge and extend the mask to cover your chin.
iii. Press firmly down on the metallic strip so that it fits around your nose
iv. Ensure that there are no gaps
d. You don’t need a face mask in open spaces, including walking on the streets or doing outdoor exercises.
*What to do while sick
If you have flu-like symptoms, including fever, headache, runny nose, sore throat, cough, muscle aches, fatigue/tiredness, and sometimes diarrhea. After your symptoms develop, you should rest, take and record your temperature regularly, drink water and eating nourishing food, observe your condition and take symptom-relieving drugs such as pain relievers/fever reducers to observe if they work.
You should rest at home for at least 24 hours after the symptoms improve.
You should seek medical attention if your fever lasts longer than 24 hours or is accompanied by other symptoms, such as purulent nasal discharge and purulent sputum, severe vomiting or shortness of breath.
You should inform the doctor of any history of travel, occupation, contact, and cluster (TOCC) when seeking medical attention.
You should follow the triage arrangement at the hospital if you have a fever to ensure efficient medical care and the health of medical personnel.
You should avoid going to school or work, attending gatherings and visiting crowded or poorly-ventilated public spaces while sick. You should avoid using public transportation to prevent the spread of disease if you need to go outside.
While staying at home, you should stay in a specific room, keep good airflow in the house, and avoid close contact with other people in your home, such as eating at the same table, kissing, hugging or sexual contact.
People living with the sick person should also pay attention to personal hygiene, wash hands frequently and refrain from touching eyes, nose and mouth with hands. Babies, children and the elderly or people with compromised immune system in the same household must keep at least 1 meter away from the sick person.
If the living environment requires disinfection, you can apply 1:100 diluted bleach (500 ppm).
That is, household chlorine bleach (a 5-6% sodium hypochlorite solution, providing 50,000–60,000ppm available chlorine) is diluted in water at 1:100 to clean object surfaces, such as doorknobs, desks and switches.
You can use disposable teaspoons (one teaspoon is about 20 cc), small Yakult bottles (one bottle is about 100 cc) and large plastic bottles (one bottle is about 1,250 cc) and follow the instructions below to make diluted bleach: �
a. Large amount: mix 100 cc of bleach (5 teaspoons or 1 small Yakult bottle) in 10 liters of water (8 large plastic bottles) and fully stir the solution before using.
b. Small amount: pour 10 cc of bleach into 1 liter of water and fully stir the solution before using.
For more information:
https://www.cdc.gov.tw/File/Get/HAvRHGs_EjKeROHYmzWm5w
⬇️⬇️English recipe follows⬇️⬇️
上湯龍蝦伊麪
材料：
龍蝦1隻
伊麪3個
清雞湯1升
牛油2粒
處理：
1. 龍蝦，先放尿，用牙籤從尾部中間戮一下，放出尿液，打直1開2。
2. 龍蝦頭部，除去腸及鰓。
3. 龍蝦腳，用剪刀剪去。
4. 龍蝦，開住水喉，沖洗乾淨，放碟上。
5. 撲少許生粉在龍蝦肉上。
6. 清雞湯內加入雞粉1茶匙。
烹調：
1. 大火在鑊中燒熱油3湯匙。
2. 放龍蝦，生粉面向下，開始炸。
3. 加入牛油增加香味，繼續炸。
4. 另一邊，大火煲滾1鑊水，準備淥伊麪。
5. 龍蝦，一面已炸至金黃色，反轉繼續炸。
6. 龍蝦已炸好，倒去鑊中的油。
7. 加入雞湯700毫升在龍蝦中，冚蓋煮滾。
8. 另一邊，水已煮滾，放伊麪煮至軟身，擎乾水，放入龍蝦的鑊內，龍蝦放在伊麪上，煮2分鐘，讓麪吸收湯汁。
9. 完成，上碟，可享用。
Lobster E~fu noodles in chicken broth
Ingredients:
Lobster 1 No.
E~fu noodles 3 Nos.
Clear chicken broth 1L
Butter 2 Nos.
Preparation:
1. Lobster, release its urine. Use a toothpick pinching vertically at the middle of its tail to release the urine. Divide it vertically into 2 shares.
2. In the head of lobster, remove its intestines and gills.
3. Feet of Lobster, cut by a pair of scissors.
4. Lobster, rinse thoroughly under running tap. Put on plate.
5. Put little tapioca starch on the flesh of lobster.
6. Put chicken powder 1 tsp in the clear chicken broth.
Steps:
1. Heat up oil 3 tbsp at high flame in wok.
2. Put lobster, side of tapioca starch faces down, start deep~frying.
3. Put butter to enrich flavor. Continue deep~frying.
4. On the other side, heat up a wok of water at high flame. Get ready to cook the noodles.
5. Lobster, one side has been deep~fried into golden yellow, flip over to continue deep~frying.
6. Lobster, has been deep~fried well, pour away oil in wok.
7. Add chicken broth 700ml into the lobster, cover up the wok and wait for boiling up.
8. On the other side, water boils up. Soak the noodles until it turns soft. Hang dry. Put it in the lobster. The lobster is to be put on top of noodles. Cook for 2 minutes, so the noodles can absorb the flavor of soup.
9. Complete. Put on plate. Serve.
清蒸?魚咀?https://youtu.be/PpgWf-CkKcs
蒸急凍魚?
https://youtu.be/ELwNIrzBz9k
急凍石斑柳?蒸魚
?youtube熱爆影片?https://youtu.be/HpvyluPK92g
超級市場?急凍鰈魚?蒸https://youtu.be/AZWddOO8xmo
蒸/煎 比目魚?https://youtu.be/lMBb_Ngu9DQ
龍蝦芝士脆麵https://youtu.be/CgJYJFFlqwk
大蝦球芝士脆麵https://youtu.be/fcCRBNVxpXs
?海鮮??( 系列)播放清單
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkU_SdeTtB_Q4NYniB9x0-Foi8weCFg61
?這系列全部影片都有中英文翻譯
Lobster Noodles? How to Prep Lobsters?How to Avoid Soggy E-Fu Noodles ❗
龍蝦麵?怎樣處理龍蝦?怎樣防止伊麵過淋❗
Lobster Noodles
對於不愛喝水的人
每天要喝2000c.c.簡直要他/她的命
我懂，救星來了（是的是我本人）
其實一天到底要喝多少水，由___決定
☞到底要喝多少水＋夏天來了喝點清熱湯懶人包：
https://tw.osparks.com/player/245/6435
☞其他愛撥營養小知識
喝菠菜豆腐湯＆鮮奶茶促腎結石形成？？
https://tw.osparks.com/player/ldpytdf/245/6229
大骨湯含鉛？還是含鈣？可以喝嗎？
https://tw.osparks.com/player/ldpytdf/245/5881
✍參考文獻＆延伸閱讀：
[1] 人體(哺乳類)有60-70%是水
https://academic.oup.com/ajcn/article-abstract/32/3/630/4692073
[2] 人體維持水分的方式
https://www.jstor.org/stable/27829694?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
[3] 各式食物(肉、蔬果)裡的水分
http://ecoursesonline.iasri.res.in/mod/page/view.php?id=857
[4] 都市傳說的 8X8 rules (8oz X 8杯）
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12376390
[5] 覺得喝夠水了，腦會抑制吞嚥行為 (STOP!)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5086996/
[6] 年長者65歲以上喝水不能依賴身體的聲音歐！記得隨時喝水～
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9039003
[7] 腎結石要多喝水啊啊結石很痛的啊啊
https://europepmc.org/abstract/med/7805364
[8] 延伸閱讀 怎樣叫尿液深（第4格開始就算尿液深了喔！）
https://www.h4hinitiative.com/why-hydration/everyday-hydration/urine-color-chart
[9] 缺水影響運動表現！
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14681709
[10] 缺水也讓心情差...
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3355239
[11] 缺水還會變笨！
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14681710
[12] 一般人聆聽內心聲音喝水真的可行！
(此外，哺乳媽媽、嘔吐腹瀉後的病人，也更容易口渴，記得補充水分)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6514825
#愛撥營養師DietitianAibo #食物科學 #水喝多少
大部份的人在床上多多少少都有一些「性癖好（fetish）」，或有一些kinky（古怪，甚至變態）的行為存在。
譬如迷戀女人的腳趾，蒐集原味內褲，甚至高潮時撒尿在對方身上，都算是性癖好，或是前戲時被啃咬、拍打另一半臀部而感覺刺激，則算是輕微的kinky行為。
節目中Shane也在欣西亞毫無預警下將她的一些癖好公諸於世，讓她頓時不知如何是好（被揭發的當下我的表情超有戲，大家不妨注意一下）XD
總之，你在床上遇過讓你覺得「休跨怪怪」的人嗎？歡迎也將你的故事分享給我們哦！
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intro music:
"Vivacity" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
outro music:
"Hyperfun" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
other music:
"Unseen Horrors" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
"Sidewalk Shade" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
sound effects:
http://www.freesfx.co.uk
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urine 英文 在 廁所裡有人occupied | I gotta pee 我尿急 - YouTube 的推薦與評價
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