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鄭秀文 - Creo en Mi

誘惑 背叛 責罵 中傷 迫害 謊話 欺騙 盜取
軟弱 懶惰 冷漠 固執 恐懼 驕傲 虛偽 自卑

喧嘩之中禱告 讓愛為我帶路
Creo en Mi


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Creo en Mi (唱: 鄭秀文 featuring by Jackson Wang)
曲/詞: Claudia Brant / Natalia Jimenez Sarmento / Jayson M. Dezyzui
改編詞: 陳少琪
Rap lyrics: Jackson Wang
編: Kenix Cheang
監: 蔡德才@人山人海
OP: Sony/ATV Discos Music Publishing LLC / EMI Musical SA DE CV / Universal Music Corp. / Kidinakorner Music / Have A Nice Jay Music
SP: Sony/ATV Music Publishing (Hong Kong) / Universal Music Publishing Ltd.
All instruments by Kenix Cheang
Chorus: Gloria Tang, Wendyz Zheng
錄音：Jason Choi@StudioPMPS
Mixing Engineer : Simon Li@nOiz
Hair styling :Joey hui @ Hair culture
Make up: Ricky Lau @ ZING the makeup school
Image Stylist: Tanglai, Matthew Chan, Tungus Chan @Formz

Director： 比爾賈
Assistant Director：王新宜 黃牧洋 尤怡蘋
Producer：黃品禎
Production Assistant：紀宏銘
Director of Photography：金鑫
First Assistant Camera：劉于豪
Assistant Camera: 李廷騏 蕭世豪 陳冠綸 賴炫達
Movi operator：白杰立
Gaffer：董崇安
1st Lighting Technician：陳冠宇
Best Boy：張武雄 徐鉦淯 林孟宏
Production Designer：陳弘
Art Director：簡嘉儀
Art Assistant：李城瑀
Grip (production design team)：陳彥豪 林知融 李亦得 楊尚儒
Grip：才仁多杰 林峻有 范子薺
Costumer：吳俊峰
Costumer Assistant：Tequila 王依凡 Yujean
Makeup & Hair：維維
Makeup & Hair Assistant：丁丁 Mumu Lotus
Photography equipment : 宏達數位影業有限公司
Lighting Equipment：阿榮影業股份有限公司
Jimmyjib：張亦誠
Extra Equipment：力榮影視器材有限公司
Texture Artist ：發哥（法蘭克質感有限公司）
Sculptor：陳友仁
Waterwheel：廖捷鴻（廖桑車隊）
motorhome：葉文堂(老麥露營車)
Van Driver：胡增銓
Van：首領小客車租賃股份有限公司
Mannequin：游坤義
Rap of Animation：阿法 from Dats Da Shit
Choreographer: SaM
Dancer & Extras : 文約瑟 梁洛蘋 徐少麟 KUO宋婉卉 Loe DaiDai
黃宇麟 鄭詩縈 何宜峰 任思瑜 張秉誠 李昀珊 邱九儒 劉俐怡
呂巧棋 許紹欣 姜禹慈 潘葉 曾無盡 徐心穎 Mack 金于喬
謝佳達 王心嫺 伊曼萍 Kyle 卓穎 RandyLiu 廖哲斌 DinDun Liao 王皓
陳昶瑞 李芮均 林家婕 賴冠豪 嚴婕芯 陳宣妤
李佳穎 李可晴 林岱緯 查珮怡 詹賀瑄 陳聿慧 張哲瑋
沈家緯 簡郁庭 凃建豪 劉鎮嘉 孫琦 曹翔媮 陳董邦鴻
伊藤俊賢 林哲宇 曾怡嘉 邱舒郁 陳昀佑 吳育洋 盧泳蔚
王逸少 林煒杰 林薇妮 陳昱齊 謝佳宇 王婉蓁 吳昱呈
袁儷瑄 譚慈友
Post-Production：Bounce x 夢想動畫
Bounce
VFX supervisor: 吳佳益
Editor Director : 陳韶華 楊士漢
Assistant Editor: 黃煜傑 何國豪
Visual Effects : 梁杰鉦 林琬青 周芃彣 楊佳瑋
夢想動畫
Producer:李走狗
Project Manager :楊茲芳
Motion Capture : 羅志豪
Technical Develop:林裕祥
Model Scanning :邱子杭
3d Modeling & texture :蘇湘騰 林廷穎
Camera Movement :鍾孟穎
Light Comp :郭柏延 陳俊霖 聞書聆 胡宏愈 劉筱婷
Colorist:利達 李振銘
Special thanks：宜蘭中興文化創意園區

以下內容並非虛構，如有雷同，肯肯定唔係巧合。

客人A: 喂，幫我搵個客戶服務主任，要靚女，萬五蚊budget。

我: 哦，係咪坐櫃位，幫下公公婆婆填入數紙，維持排隊秩序嗰種?

客人A: 唔係，聽電話之嘛，啲人打嚟查詢呀投訴呀，問銀行戶口點開呀，銀行policy呀， 好似接線生咁囉。

我: 唔係企分行嗰啲cs?

客人A: 唔係，對住部電腦，坐我地卡中心之嘛，唔會有客上嚟，好簡單架咋。

(咁點解要靚女? 畀個電腦mon睇呀?)

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客人B: 有冇Events Project Assistant，急，搞展覽同埋場地報價, 兩年經驗，16K

我: 有, 手上有個幾醒目，態度又積極

客人B: 男仔定女仔?

我: 男仔, 三年經驗，佢之前14K, 叫15K咋

客人B: 要女仔呀

我: 點解既?

客人B: 阿頭鍾意請女仔，成team都係女仔，唔好擺個男仔入嚟喇。

(你公司峨嵋派?)

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你以為搵我哋agency嘅客先至咁奄尖或者有性別歧視? 少年, 你真係太年輕喇。雖然而家有哂法例規管，唔可以喺招聘廣告上限制求職者嘅性別，不過把尺其實唔喺任何法例入面，而係喺僱主個心入面。

如果僱主一心要女仔，佢收到cv見你係男仔，一樣可以丢埋一邊，冇法例要求僱主提交報告, 講明收到幾多份cv? total幾男幾女? 點解揀陳小姐唔揀黃先生?

過往做普通公司嘅内部HR，我已經明白呢個玩法, 部門經理叫我幫佢哋請人， 有7成都會加一句: 「要女仔」，其中有一次Sales team個阿哥話要請sales，指定要男仔，我心諗: 「咦，原來唔係全公司盲目傾向一個性別喎」，點知請完返嚟先至知，個男sales要經常返大陸，落桑拿落club應酬啲客，飲酒就更加在所難免。

後來做headhunter，發現同樣情況喺社會上好常見，對住個電腦mon唔使出街都要請靚女，試過有個客問搵唔搵到mix嗰類，你老味夜總會呀呢度? 咩mix呀? 深圳 mix 湖南算唔算mix呀?

最近有一次，一間細公司請merchandiser, 個老闆話要仔，心諗好罕見喎，點知個老闆接住落: 「要有車牌」，我正思疑自己啲英文係咪咁差，driver咁簡單都聽左係「咩春die sa」，點知唔係呀，條友嚟真，佢話公司少人，要幫手車啲貨畀客, 鑑於佢哋做晚禮服， 所以啲貨係好大件好重，每次幾廿件，一星期兩至三次，有時星期六日要OT，會補返假，明白，即係好似啲CID便衣，一星期7日，24小時on call，呢個職位名應該叫「merchandriver」啦，方中sir啲friend呀，混合字。

我好珍惜嗰啲冇限制性別，冇以貌取人嘅客，佢哋真係做到男女平等，以能力揀人，通常遇到呢啲好客，我都會加多兩錢肉緊去幫佢搵人。職場上嘅性別歧視或傾斜，大家表面睇唔到，其實唔代表唔存在。

😂😂😂 好有趣

超市Tesco的英式幽默

#英式幽默

話說英國有人從超市Tesco買生菜，回家發現有菜蟲一條，於是在Tesco的Facebook專頁上載蟲仔相片，再打了這段玩野留言：

Hi, I bought a lettuce today from you and I found this little guy inside and I was chopping it up to make a salad, I decided to name him Jeffrey. For all whom is concerned Jeffrey is alive and well and he's happily munching on some flowers as we speak. (but don't mention it to my dad it's our little secret) But anywho I decided to share this for awareness so Jeffrey's friends and family remain safe as this little guy, so they can grow into beautiful butterflies and live a long and fulfilling life.

Tesco顧客服務部的回應可算是epic：

Thank you for getting in touch with us today. I'm delighted to know that Jeffrey has been found safe and sound. We've all been quite worried about him. I'm relieved to know that you could read the name on his badge, as we had to have one specifically designed to fit a caterpillar.

See, Jeffrey is a Tesco employee, and we'd originally hired him to manage the Fruit & Veg department. I think he may have become a little too invested in the job, as we started to notice that the amount of Iceberg Lettuce we were selling didn't really add up to how many we'd ordered into the store.

Nevertheless, we couldn't prove that Jeffrey was the culprit responsible for the missing lettuce, so we kept him on, until one day... Jeffrey went missing.

We looked everywhere, magnifying glasses at hand. We had his wife on the phone to us, but I'm afraid I couldn't understand what she was saying as she's a caterpillar. I imagine she was quite upset, though. We assisted the local authorities with their investigations, but alas, Jeffrey was nowhere to be seen.

Little did we know that Jeffrey was onto us, and instead of taking the lettuce home with him, he decided to hitch a ride on one, and here he is now, safely hidden in your lettuce.

In true Tesco fashion, allow me to celebrate this occasion with a poem:

There was once a caterpillar named Jeff,
Who applied to work for a store,
He sent a CV in to Tesco Extra,
And soon heard a knock at the door.

He opened the door,
And to Jeff's surprise,
Stood a Tesco van driver,
With a van full of pies.

"Come along, mate, let's go on a ride, to the Tesco Extra where you'll now reside!"

So off Jeff went,
To the Tesco Extra store,
To be the Fruit & Veg manager,
On the Fruit & Veg floor.

Many months passed,
In the Fruit & Veg department,
But all we could wonder was where all the lettuce went,

Suspicions arose,
But nobody could prove,
That Jeff was the Emperor
Of the Lettuce's new groove.

Then one fateful day,
Poor Jeffrey was gone,
He wasn't in the Brocolli,
Nor kidnapped by a swan.

We spent many nights,
Trying to find our small friend,
We feared for the worst,
Jeff had met with his end.

But then one day,
On a Facebook wall post,
We'd learnt Jeff was alive,
And not a caterpillar ghost!

Jeff is safe and alive,
On a green salad leaf,
Thank you, Abigail, for ending our caterpillar grief.

Now that the traditional Tesco poem has ended, please send me a quick private message with your full name, address, email, store purchased from and price paid, and we'll look to get your lettuce refunded. We'll also send a chauffeur to pick Jeff up. :)

Kind regards,

Steffan - Customer Care

特撮ドラマ『仮面ライダービルド』に登場する変身ベルト。 cv：小林克也 ベストマッチ！